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Redneck Hotter Tub

Jacuzzi and sauna sales heat up Down South

Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's homemade brewskie bathroom

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hottest peppers are the smallest peppers. - East Indian Saying

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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