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Redneck Hotter Tub

Jacuzzi and sauna sales heat up Down South

Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's homemade brewskie bathroom

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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