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Redneck Hotter Tub

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Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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