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Redneck Hotter Tub

Jacuzzi and sauna sales heat up Down South

Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's homemade brewskie bathroom

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Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder


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