Redneck High Heels

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier