Redneck High Heels

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie