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Redneck Chinese Food

Eating tips for half-Asian, half-white diners

Redneck Chinese Food thanks to Myrna Correli

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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