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Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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