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Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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