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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

The person who won't read has no advantage over the person who can't. - Clifford Warren

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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