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Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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