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I wish I could find something to keep dry with...

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Finding a good use for an umbrella

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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