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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

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Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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