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Rainbow Road

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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