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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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