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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner


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