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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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