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Spanish Imposition - Archie Bunker

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Spanish PR's from the Caraboon. - Archie Bunker

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I want to be your favourite hello and your hardest goodbye. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. - Paul Stamets

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump


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