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We sugar coat everything. - Unknown

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself. - Sir Arthur Eddington

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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