QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien