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Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer