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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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