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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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