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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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