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Programmer Logic

How to find an unemployed computer programmer

Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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