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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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