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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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