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Programmer Logic

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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