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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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