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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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