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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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