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Making light work of ceiling fan switches

Problem Solved thanks to Rolf Cummings

Which one is for the fan and which one for the light?

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot


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