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Making light work of ceiling fan switches

Problem Solved thanks to Rolf Cummings

Which one is for the fan and which one for the light?

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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