Princess Parking
She created her own parking spot
QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright