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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Those who cannot remember the past are destined to repeat it. - George Santayana

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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