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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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