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Previous Reflections thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


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