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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I am 46, and have been for some time past. - Anita Brookner

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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