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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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