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Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping

Poopception thanks to Mitchell Morton

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

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The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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