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Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping

Poopception thanks to Mitchell Morton

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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