Pool Cleaner

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater