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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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