Political Floor
Jumping on a slippery bandwagon
Looks like farmers are tired of today's politics
QuotaBillsPolitics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg