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What is the point?

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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