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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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