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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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