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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Appoint: The thing at the end of your pencil. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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