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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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