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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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