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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying. - Joei Chan

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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