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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs


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