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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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