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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter


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