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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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