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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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