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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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