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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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