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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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