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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying. - Joei Chan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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