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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown


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