QuotaBillsZombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso