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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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