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The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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