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Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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