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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


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