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Piano Bookshelf

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Piano Bookshelf thanks to Sam Morrison

Music theory books - the key to a unique pianist's keyboard

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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