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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown

A statesman is one who lies in state. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The answer lies within the question itself. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer. - Thomas Carlyle

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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