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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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