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True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer. - Thomas Carlyle

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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