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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

A statesman is one who lies in state. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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