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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Truth is treason in the empire of lies. - Ron Paul

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Tennyson

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

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Leaf Surgery

No Wheeler

Dad's Ex-Ferrari

Privileged Corvette Parking

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

I Love Dad

Shakespeare Pens

Father Sayings for Father's Day

Buy Whatever


Child Instrument

Bear Print

Superior Church

Hopscotch for Seniors

A Mother's Love

French Red Wine

Redneck Cup Holder

Steampunk Gators