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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A statesman is one who lies in state. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The answer lies within the question itself. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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