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Pet Bat
Fruit bats love watermelon
Bats are the only mammals that can fly. Fruit bats (megabats) have an excellent sense of smell, but poor sight. The other bats (microbats), bats that eat insects, have excellent sight, especially at night. Vampire bats are the only mammals that feed entirely on blood.
Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
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