Pet Bat

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein