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Pet Bat

Fruit bats love watermelon

Pet Bat thanks to Jason Kennard

Bats are the only mammals that can fly. Fruit bats (megabats) have an excellent sense of smell, but poor sight. The other bats (microbats), bats that eat insects, have excellent sight, especially at night. Vampire bats are the only mammals that feed entirely on blood.

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A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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