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Pet Bat

Fruit bats love watermelon

Pet Bat thanks to Jason Kennard

Bats are the only mammals that can fly. Fruit bats (megabats) have an excellent sense of smell, but poor sight. The other bats (microbats), bats that eat insects, have excellent sight, especially at night. Vampire bats are the only mammals that feed entirely on blood.

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

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Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

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I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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