Paper Wedding Dress

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland