QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood