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Paper Wedding Dress

A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers

Paper Wedding Dress thanks to Keith Blake

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset


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