Paper Wedding Dress

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf