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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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