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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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