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It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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