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Papa Burger

Father and son meat together

Papa Burger thanks to Barry McCartney

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Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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