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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi


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