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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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