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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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