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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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