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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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