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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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