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Feeding at the trough on a Redneck farm

Pail Face thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cow feeding systems in Arkansas

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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