Pail Face

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin