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Paddy Field Canal thanks to Mike King

A paddy field is a flooded parcel of arable land used for growing semiaquatic rice

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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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