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Paddy Field Canal

Tourists on parade in Vietnam

Paddy Field Canal thanks to Mike King

A paddy field is a flooded parcel of arable land used for growing semiaquatic rice

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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