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Our Aim

How Aussies deal with hygiene Down Under

Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aim at nothing and you'll succeed. - Unknown

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. - Henry David Thoreau

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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