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Our Aim

How Aussies deal with hygiene Down Under

Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

Give your bathroom a clean makeover

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. - Henry David Thoreau

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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