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Our Aim

How Aussies deal with hygiene Down Under

Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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