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Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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