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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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