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Putting the Play back into Playgrounds

Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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