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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner