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Organic Compromise

Just when you thought it was Organic and Gluten-Free

Organic Compromise thanks to Gerald Duchesne

When organic bread isn't organic

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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