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Organic Compromise

Just when you thought it was Organic and Gluten-Free

Organic Compromise thanks to Gerald Duchesne

When organic bread isn't organic

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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