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Ordnance Table

How James Bond conceals his firearms cache

Ordnance Table thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ordnance - military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment

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Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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