Ordnance Table

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck