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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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