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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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