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Old Traffic Jam

Had enough of waiting in car line-ups?

Old Traffic Jam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It was a slow news day in Georgia

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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