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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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