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Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

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Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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