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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

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People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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