QuotaBillsI was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton
Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov
To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann
You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown
It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot
My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien
To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan