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Octopus Lamp

Unique lighting fixtures for deep denizen creatures

Octopus Lamp thanks to Clare Gaynor

Well, at least three out of eight legs light up

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I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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