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Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Good order is the foundation of all things. - Edmund Burke

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity. - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now. - Dylan Moran

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The difficulties which I meet with in order to realize my existence are precisely what awaken and mobilize my activities, my capacities. - José Ortega Y Gasset

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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