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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Good order is the foundation of all things. - Edmund Burke

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

We shall now proceed to construct the Socialist order. - Lenin

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity. - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. - Albert Einstein

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now. - Dylan Moran

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

The difficulties which I meet with in order to realize my existence are precisely what awaken and mobilize my activities, my capacities. - José Ortega Y Gasset

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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