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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

You cannot expect breakthrough without obedience. - John C Maxwell

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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