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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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