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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing. - L M Montgomery

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking


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