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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I don't plan on being disappointed. We plan on being really good, and obviously we plan on winning. - Gregg Troy

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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