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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Fortune befriends the bold. - Emily Dickinson

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Fortune favors the bold but abandons the timid. - Latin Proverb

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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