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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

I don't plan on being disappointed. We plan on being really good, and obviously we plan on winning. - Gregg Troy

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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