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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

There is no downside to winning. It feels forever fabulous. - Pat Conroy

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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