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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

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