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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Fortune favors the bold but abandons the timid. - Latin Proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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