QuotaBillsLet fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso