QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli