#1 humor site on the 'net

North of Somewhere

How to determine directions to anywhere but North

North of Somewhere thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

Vertigo: How foreigners ask for directions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Wretched: How you pronounce Richard in the South - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

We've had 'cloning' in the South for years. It's called 'cousins.' - Robin Williams

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

Wanderbra: Designed to assist ladies blessed with an ample, and once firm, bosom that now wanders off in all directions at every opportunity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


Social Media Explained

Famous Equations

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Crocpox

Deer Me!

Inverted Helicopter

Water Hat

NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category

Busted

Build It - They Will Come

Exhausted Baby

Monkeypox II

Overloaded Bookshop

Grass Leak

Family Tent

False Dreams

Fishnet Stockings

Saskatchewan Freeway

They All Look So Jacozy

Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears