QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright