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Non-Hot Dog

Leave the air conditioning on for man's best friend

Non-Hot Dog thanks to Jason Udell

Should you leave the AC on for your pets?

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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